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averita ([personal profile] averita) wrote2010-08-09 04:23 am

picspam: why i'll never find love

I'd like to begin by blaming this on [livejournal.com profile] zinke and her fabulous Space Cowboys Picspam, in which she stated "these guys have all but ruined me for anyone else". I realized long ago that my chances of being happy with anyone normal are slim to none - I'm forever going to be on the lookout for some forbidden, angsty, intergalactic soulmate.

So I started thinking about my favorite characters and what traits they might have in common so I'll have an idea of what to look for in reality! Here's what I came up with.

I need a soulmate who...



1. Makes jokes in inappropriate situations.



Somewhere in the distance they could hear Peeves zooming through the corriders singing a victory song of his own composition:

We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the one,
And Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!


"Really gives a feeling for the scope and tragedy of the thing, doesn't it?" said Ron, pushing open a door to let Harry and Hermione through.




Her'ak:No matter what you have endured, you have never experienced the likes of what Anubis is capable of.

O'Neill: You ended that sentence with a preposition. Bastard!



2. Goes against authority for the greater good.






3. I can't have (at least not at first).










4. Can rock a t-shirt.








5. Can rock a skirt.








(Okay, so you can't SEE the skirt - it's impossible to find decent 24 screencaps - but she IS rocking it. She's rocking the top pretty hard, too.)






6. Will kiss me in the middle of a battle just for the hell of it.






7. Looks sexy with a gun and isn't afraid to use it...














8. ...or looks sexy with a gun and is terrified to use it.


(Like I said - impossible to find decent 24 screencaps.)




9. Saves the world and/or humanity on a regular basis.








10. Won't give up on me, at the risk of their own demise, even when I'm facing certain death/may already be dead.





Now, I'm not picky. I can probably make do with 7/10 of these traits. If anyone knows someone who might fit this bill, you guys know how to reach me.

A Picspam Made of Win

[identity profile] ladyofavalon77.livejournal.com 2010-08-10 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
This is a GREAT list and also the reason why mere mortals will never be enough for me hehe.

You chose some great pictures. I love the ones of Glenn, Mary and Jean. The best ones are "look sexy with a gun and not afraid to use it" and "sexy with a gun and terrified to use it" I forgot Laura looked like that when she had the gun on Starbuck :)

Re: A Picspam Made of Win

[identity profile] averita.livejournal.com 2010-08-11 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! It's sad, isn't it?

I need to find a better source of 24 screencaps! I miss 24 Online!